Kid 1 :S doesn't listen at all at cheer. I am going to write her up in my weekly report.
Kid 2:yeah she is kind of a pain. I noticed she doesn't get team work. She was ignoring you at camp
kid 3: doesn't S know there is no I in team but there is one in Die?
Kid 1: hmmm yeah!! I need to tell her there is no I in team but one in die and I can arrange that!!!

Ugh!!!! It was actually quite hilarious.  But you never know what is going to come out of their mouths.... next example

Mom: hey I found a different library we should check out. You have read most of the young adult books at ours and this ordering is taking forever.
Kid 1 : do they have any books at that library?
Kid 2 : doesn't library mean books???

Some days I really wonder about my kids. Seriously.