I know today is our day off but I am saving it for when I need it But today is going ot be a joke or 2 instead of a real post anyway!!!

Babies

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"




Growing old...

A 93 year old woman was recently widowed. She was extremely depressed and not doing well at all.

She started sorting out her house and came across her husbands old army revolver. A plan formed in her head. She got to thinking why not..

So one morning she got up and called her doctors office and asked them to confirm where her heart was. They told her it was just below her left breast.

A few days later the Drs Office got a call from the hospital. One of their patients had been admitted.

She has gun shot wounds to her left knee.