Plain and simple. I want my mommy to take care of paying all the bills, cooking, cleaning, and PLEASE FOLD LAUNDRY!!!!! I hate doing that with a passion!!!!! Cleaning the bathroom would be a major bonus. I am having the type of day that if i hear MOMMY!!! She/he/chibi/sassy/the hamsters/anyone xxxx one more time I am going to implode/explode/run away. The girls do not get it. I DO NOT care if the cat fell off the couch again!! I do not care if your grey skirt didn't get washed. WEAR SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Do not get me wrong. I love my kids with all my heart and they are a priority in my life. I would do anything for my kids. It's just one of those days when I think they have lost their minds. MY cordless phone got dropped and broke. I as who did it and get told it was either the dog or Mr. Giggles. I DON'T THINK SO!!! I found the broken phone laying ever so nicely on the couch. I picked it up and its broke. The dog in unable to do that. He can barely get on the couch let alone pick up a phone. For those wondering my cordless phone was a 2 handset set. One was broke a few days ago when someone ( I will not name kids) dropped it on the cement floor.

Have I mentioned that Stephie is a major klutz? She is a mini Jon is training. If we have a glass within 3 feet of her its going to be broke. When we go in stores I hold her hands or keep her in a cart. I am surprised I still have 7 plates. When we were at my mom's funeral Jon called me and let me know he dropped a bowl and it met its demise. WAIT!!!! I see a pattern here!!!! In the last few weeks I have had tons!! of things getting broke around here. It's time for a new house. Seriously!! The kitchen cabinet, the 2 chairs, 3 glasses, phones, bowls, etc... And the kids wonder why I bought my living room set at a yard sale!! Ok that was an awesome deal!! I only paid $100 for a sofa sleeper and lover seat like 6 or 7 years ago. Still have it and in decent shape!! OY!! I just jinxed myself!!! Between kids and natural disasters I do not stand a chance!!!